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They are the cartoon heroes, woo-ooh
They are the ones who are gonna last forever
They came out of a lazy mind, woo-ooh
And walked out on a peice of paper.
Here comes Chunky Sal, Becks-Sam-then-Brian, welcome to the toon town party.

...and remember that, what they do- is what you just can't do. Nah, you could do better

Mmm hmmm, that is a reworking of Aqua. What of it.

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Brian "Brian" Quorn

Age: 40's/50's/60's he wont say

Biological Sex: Male

Outfit of choice: A spangly red number

Established the notion of a Cross-Dressing Super-Group. Not too sure what he was thinking, perhaps he’s reached that age.

Sally "Chunky Sal" Strobel

Age: There are rumours she existed before the big bang, even a small sect that state she was the cause, they're being silly though

Biological Sex: Female. I'm sure of it

Outfit of choice: She's more of an accessory fiend

Not too much is known about Chunky Sal. Though she did once state on a pink post-it note that she didn’t like the thought of prawns. How she wrote this with her chunky fingers is yet to be determined, but I for one am inclined to agree with her.

Samantha "Sam" Pickles

Age: 21. Bless

Biological Sex: Female

Outfit of choice: Prince-y anime rip-off

Once watched an anime about a girl who became a prince because she was so impressed with an encounter with one and so vowed to become just like him. Impressed by this, Sam became determined to be a prince as well. A damn good idea if you ask me.

Rebecca "Becks" Crumble

Age: 26

Biological Sex: Female

Outfit of choice: A classy Elvis

I don’t think she wants to be there. It doesn’t appear like she’s enjoying herself and I am a little discouraged by her apathy towards the group.

Invisible Person

Age: unknown

Biological Sex: unknown

Outfit of choice: unknown